April 23, 1999 - JT Colfax Letters from Boulder County Jail
The full unedited text of letters from J.T.Colfax
"and a entire party gets thrown under da buss....splat!"
April 23, 24, 25, 1999
POSTING (RAMSEY INFESTED)
for April 23rd, 24th+25th
Greetings and welcome to the
pages of the Encyclopedia
Lockdownica.
Last week an idiot named
Hamilton didn't get his way in
court and he did proceed to rip
from his NECK a crucifix made
from string - jail style. He threw it
in the corner proclaiming it didn't
work.
With malicious 3rd degree intent
to HAUNT I shall now tell you the
Ramsaica that was related to me
over this long cold weekend.
Whilst MEESTER + MISSUS
America were doing WHATEVER
IT WAS they were doing THAT
NIGHT in 96 in their home on 15th
Street it turns out there was
MUCH more activity in the
vicinity than has previously
come to light. There was, in fact,
a wild party, "a few doors away,"
from the Ramsey house.
I am hearing these details from
TWO inmates that were at the
party - one one of whom I'll
name. He is AL LAUGHLIN and
you can find dirty details of his
legalities by scrolling for his
original heroin related arrest oin
the Boulder Camera, and other
Denverish papers of Sept. 96.
He's back NOW on a voilation of
probation.
Al was the keyboardist with THE
SAMPLES, a band that was able
to sell out Red Rocks (9,000
seats) 3 times - etc. I'm sure
details like that are in the news
reports of his arrest.
Anyway, Al says he was at
Boulder Fox Theatre until about
2:00AM over Christmas Night 96.
Okay. So he and others enter into
a CARAVAN of automobiles and
head to a party only doors away
from the R. House. ALL these
doped up people park their cars
all around the neighborhood -
anywhere they can find a spot -
and proceed LOUDLY to te party
house.
Did Jesus H. Christ see to it that
there was plenty cocaine and
hard liquor? Well, yezzy, yezz,
yez he did. And more and more
people arrive throughout the
night. Al's unidentified freind
here told me it was a "Rager."
And Al says people were
disappearing into dark corners to
UNDULATE their thrusting
throbbing bodies together.
So, get this, when Al decides
he's done enough cocaine,
drinking and undulatin' for the
night he focuses his attention on
BREAKFAST. So he and others
walk outside where the sun has
just recently come up on a snow
reflected world of yellow crime
scene tape.
Cops look at them, they look at
the cops. There is a fear that this
is a drug sting. The party goers,
by drugged instinct, go into dead
silent mode at the site of der
polizie. BUT, they get in their car
and EVACUATE without a word
being spoken. They proceeded
to DOTS DINER where
speculation on the cop scene
gives way to idle chatter on just
whom grinded with whom last
night. Later, everyone at the
party will see RAMSEY news and
stare off into space with a slack
jawed look - thinking.
Meanwhile, what about "H" - the
other guy - Al's old friend (who
got out of jail on some minor
thing on Sunday.) He said he left
the party before Al did. He called
a CAB. And so this cab, with a
driver who's name might have
been "Bruce," comes THAT
CLOSE to the Ramsey house at
the interesting time of "around
6:00 on that morning."So "H"
gets in the cab and everything is
normal - he's been driven by this
same driver many times. There's
no world of crime scene tape
evident. But, just then, the
cabbie does open his mouth and
say, "Look at that cop haulin
ass." And so screeches in what
must have been Officer French's
car. "H" says "lets get outta
here." And off they go.
But wait - there's a few tiny
grains more for you Ramsey
mainliners.
LATER... "H" gets a call from the
cabbie - a WARNING call.
"Beware - the cops are checking
on cab calls for early that
morning. A leeeetle girrrl was
murdered. They've been given
log indexes about your ride."
The punchline is - the cops
NEVER came to talk to "H" even
though they requested and
received taxi info about him.
Thereby, they never found out
about this party which had
people roaming 15th street ALL
during the CRITICAL HOURS. The
cops NEVER inquired at the party
house.
Meanwhile, people like AL and
"H" and ALL other attendees of
the party have been running into
each other (as AL and "H" just
did here in jail) for over 2 years -
and these VARIOUS
combinations of people have
been WHISPERING of course.
"Did the cops ever come?" -
"No." - that sort of thing. In the
beginning, when the first news
reports began to air
on TV, the attendees actually
speculated along the lines of
"what if somebody from the
party... etc" - you can imagine
how the rest of that notion would
trail off.
I spent the entire weekend
pestering and repestering for
more, more, more on this and so
I figure about $17,000 will
suddenly appear in the mail for
me next week, Right, for being a
prodding, probing, suspicious ell.
Yeah, Right. You webpeople
can't manage a 20 cent
annonymous postcard. Anything
to make me aware I'm not talking
to myself. I shouldn't leave out
that I did get a NICE little reaction
soon after the blueprints of the
jail were posted last week. Oh
lord yes. THe whole module
watched as several officers
spent A HALF HOUR unscrewing
the light sockets in my cell to
see if anything was hidden there.
How mant times have I seen that
happen to ANYONE ELSE in
almost 2 years of WATCHING? I'll
tell you... exactly ZERO.
J.T. Colfax
jtcolfax@hotmail.com
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